Jan 23, 2011

remember or remember

usefull information for you'll okeyh.

For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant conversion from MKS or CGS units to English units, here are some useful English system conversions:----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong ("not for long")
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
365.25 days: 1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
10 cards: 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
10 rations: 1 decoration
100 rations: 1 C-ration
2 monograms: 1 diagram
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

pepatah melayu moden

1. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun.
2. Bapak borek, anak rintik, emaknya pasti petak-petak.
3. Belakang parang kalau diasah lagikan tajam, kepala manusia kalau diasah pasti botak.
4. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras.
5. Biar lambat asalkan lembab.
6. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi.
7. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi shuttlecock.
8. Cubit paha kanan, peha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun.
9. Dari mana hendak ke mana, kenapa kau tanya, menyibuk pula.
10. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula.
11. Di mana bumi dipijak, di situ ada kesan kena pijak.
12. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang bisu.
13. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggal dunia.
14. Habis madu sepah dikitar semula.
15. Sedikit-sedikit lama-lama tinggal sikit.
16. Harapkan pagar, pagar tak boleh harap.
17. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa.
18. Hidung tak mancung, gigi macam kereta sorong.
19. Hidup segan mati ditanam.
20. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik kalau hari tak hujan.
21. Jauh di mata sakit di hati.
22. Jika kail panjang sejengkal beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut.(beli le pukat tunda lagi baik)
23. Kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang simpan esok pagi.
24. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar.
25. Ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah.
26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili.
27. Lembu punya susu, cap teko dapat nama.
28. Makan hati berulam jantung dengan jeruk buah pinggang dan usus masak kicap.
29. Masuk telinga kiri, keluar telinga kanan, tersumbat kat mulut, meleleh kat hidung.
30. Membujur lalu melintang pukang.
31. Orang memberi kita merasa, orang tak beri kita paksa dia.
32. Pandu cermat, jiwa Kassim Selamat.
33. Patah tumbuh hilang report polis.
34. Pemuda harapan bangsa, pemudi tiang negara, pondan tiang telepon.
35. Sambil menyelam tengok kapal selam.
36. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut.
37. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut.
38. Sehari selembar benang lama-lama benang habis.
39. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya tak dapat masuk olimpik juga.
40. Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian cukai pendapatan.
41. Sudah gaharu cendana pula, sudah digaru gatal pula.
42. Sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga, kemudian ditimpa bendul, kemudian ditimpa rumah, kemudian ........
43. Tiada rotan pelempang berguna juga.
44. Waktu kecil menjadi kawan, sudah besar menjadi lawan, bila tua penyakit sawan.

Jan 18, 2011

mary stay out all night

serius doh, citer nih buat aku risau je nak tengok ending die. siot punye drama korea. grrr.

Jan 15, 2011

singa menentang buaya! siapa menang?

inilah perlawanan yang lama aku tunggu keputusan nya. saksikan lah singa menentang buaya ! the most epic fight ever among the animals!!

The extraordinary encounter took place in Botswana and was captured on camera by a touring cardiologist

The lionesses circled around the crocodile

Three lionesses pounced on the aggressive beast

The crocodile only managed to get in one bite before it was killed by the protective pride

The cubs were brought in for a snack after the crocodile was killed

sumber Daily Mail

Jan 14, 2011

Yuri Facts

01. When Yuri is focused on something, she doesn't pay attention to other things.

02. Yuri cried most of the time, if she's talking about members.

03. Once Yuri cried in IY, because she's talking about Tiff that cares her so much.

04. Yuri is thinking about the member when she's acting crying in K.Will's MV (Jeon Hyunmoo's Freeway Radio - Sooyoung & Yuri cut.

05. Yuri hope Sooyoung would play with her on rest days.

06. Yuri got slapping habit.

07. Yuri was said a member that has the most pride of being SNSD member by more than 1 psychologist (you can watch from viewable radio that invites psychologist)

08. Yuri acts feminine when a handsome guy is near her.

09. Yuri can't play badminton well

10. Yuri has a mischievous childhood (Shin Dongyup & Shin Bongsun - SNSD)

11. Yuri can't do Math well.

12. Yuri is now SooYoung's university hoobae.

13. Yuri has an ahjussi fan who used to manage and deliver them chinese food... He always came with free dishes for the girls because he likes Yuri very much.

14. Yuri can make an imitation of Oh Duri.

15. Yuri ever pranked Sunny with a call to Chunji radio just because she missed Sunny so much.

16. Yuri is the slowest member in learning new moves (Jeon Hyunmoo's Freeway Radio - Sooyoung & Yuri cut).

17. When Yuri forgot her "Honey" lyrics, she just kept smiling when it's her turn.

18. Yuri takes care of her health so much.

19. Yuri is one of the shikshins in SNSD.

20. Yuri used to be very skinny before being casted in Unstoppable Marriage but after appearing in the sitcom with Sooyoung, her weight increased by 5kg! Interestingly, Sooyoung didn't gain any weight at all over the same time period.

21. Yuri admitted that she likes to cry (SNSD Physiognomic Judgements of Fortune-YURI).

22. Yuri once had an oppa friend that she liked, but he only saw her as a little brother (yes, brother) figure! According to Yuri, he regrets it a LOT now.

23. Yuri and Sooyoung once went over to a public bath house and was noticed by other high school girls there, who in the end figured that SNSD wouldn't come to such place and left without saying a word to them.

24. Yuri can't cook. But she holds cooking contests with Taeyeon sometimes. And as expected, Taeyeon is always the winner. Haha!

25. HyoYeon used to be angry at Yuri and treated her like an enemy before because she was jealous at how many people thought Yuri was the best dancer in SNSD.

26. Yuri had a boyfriend when she was in grade 10.

27. Yuri appeared in a Super Junior's movie "Attacks of the pin up boys" and she play as a ballerina who in the end get in a dance group with Heechul, Donghae.

28. Yuri licked the cake that they made for maknae's surprise party.. She was asked by the other members, but she said that she just smelled it, but if you see properly, I guess she's licking it.

29. Once, the members pranked Yuri in the April fool day in 2008.. Yuri was so shocked that the members didn't wanna give this kind of prank to her anymore..

30. Yuri has 3 stages when she's mad!

31.Yuri has an older brother who's currently doing military service.

32. Yuri is the organized queen.

33. Yuri can make everybody tolerant when she starts fooling around.

34. Yuri loves Mickey Mouse.

35. Yuri can play violin.

36. Sunny and Yuri are the ones who get the choreography wrong most of the time.

37. Yuri likes to talk to herself.

38. Yuri forgets the lyrics very frequently (she ever forget several songs' lyrics. One of them is Honey song)

39. Yuri's very flexible (definitely).

40. Yuri is also a bug catcher.

41. Yuri once tied other members shoelaces together and ran away.

42. Yuri is a prankster. She has teased Fany with fake bugs.

43. Yuri has a mole right above her bellybutton.

44. When Yuri talks to guys the tone of her voice changes.

45. Yuri likes listening to Jason Mraz.

46. Yuri likes to imitate other members.

47. Yuri is the lawyer of SNSD cause when in an argument, she list down what she has to say first.

48. Yuri said that she was a "happy virus".

49. Aside from Black Pearl, Yuri was also called "black beans" and "cola" as her nickname.

50. Yuri has the same birthdate as Walt Disney (maker of that famous mouse).

51. Yuri was the last person to graduate from high school out of the SNSD members graduating in year 2008.

52. Yuri is scared of elephant. When SNSD went to Thailand to promote, she was the only one who didn't ride on the elephant.

53. Yuri fall asleep after 10 minutes watching film and wake up 10 minutes before the movie ends. When the members laughing or claping at the movie, she suddenly walk up and laugh with them without knowing the reason.

54. Yuri hates to lose. And she's very competitive.

55. Yuri does Yoga positions in her sleep. 

Jan 13, 2011

Karangan Negeri Sembilan

haa, ni aku nak kongsi ngan korang. kot yang dok negeri sembilan mmg dio paham la an. tapi yang dok negeri len len tu meh cubo try test baco meh. maun tak tenganga dibuat ae. hehe. ni den baru jumpo kot. dan disobabkab best, den pon mahu la berkongsi bersama anda semua yang berada di dapan laptop. haha. walaupun den ni orang Johor, tapi den dah dok negeri sembilan maghen dari darjah 1 sampai tingkatan 5 ! kiro lah bapo taun, den pon taktau bapo taun tu.leh katokan yang kawan-kawan den dari sekolah 99% sumo la negeri sembilan. baikla, tanpo buang maso lagi, dipersilakan, "Karangan Negeri Sembilan, Sumpah Pakcik Tak Faham" !

Pagi tu pagi Senayan . Mak ngan abah den takdo kek ghumah . Gi motong gotah kek kobon gotah. Ting ga den, uwan den ngan adik den yang umo lapan taun yo kek ghumah.
Te tibo yo dapo ghumah jighan den molotop!!!. Be lango ngan kuali tohumban kek pintu paga. Uwan den yang tongah ngojoan kekabu tu, dek tergamang eh, biji kekabu di teghajang eh . Lobih sogonggam kekabu di kunyah eh. Den ngan uwan den bekoja nak nolong an jighan den. Umang aii, api nenek moyang bosa eh. Jangan kan nak nolong , dokek pun paneh . Tak ditolongkan jighan, kuk ditolongkan, awak lak moda . Den ngan adik den pun bertinggung lah kek pintu paga nunggu an api padam. Jighan den tah apo lah kabaan eh. Kok idup, ado lah. Tak lamo tu, jighan den pun balik. Ghupo eh dio gi bonda tengok anak eh tangkap ikan. Pueh den kobaan dapo eh tebaka, tak diapik eh . suko bona anak eh dapek ikan bosa. Polak nyawa den.
Yo tak yo, den pun balik ghumah . Kojap tu, den dongar jighan den meghaung . Baghu perasan lah tu . Agak eh, dio nak masak ikan, gi dapo tengok dah hanguh. Kang kok dio datang ngadu kek ghumah den, mau yo den ghembat eh. Pueh den kobaan tadi .
Tu lah cito sederhana ngoghi yang den tengok. Tapi tu pun dah lamooo. Maso den kocik. Tu pun uwan den yang cito.


semoga korang paham keyh! kot yg tak paham tu leh tanyo. meh blaja sesamo jom! hahaha

Yoona Facts

1. Yoona is #2 shikshin.

2. She makes a cute angry face whenever yuri is sad.

3. Yoona is the #1 Queen of CF in SNSD.

4. Alot of male & female fans want to tackle her.

5. She's a great actress and a model as well.

6. She is the face of Soshi.

7. Her daum fanclub, Luxul, is currently the largest among soshi members.

8. Yoona would like a son and a daughter.

9.  She picked Bali (or summer island) for her dream honeymoon destination.

10. According to HyoYeon (in Mnet Starwatch) although Yoona seems quiet and hard to approach, she's actually one of the friendliest soshi member.

11. She's been in many mv for high profile groups and singers.

12. She likes to bow really low!

13. CSJH's Dana was one of her vocal coach.

14. Yoona is more confident in her dancing and acting compared to singing.

15. Yoona is soshi's dishwasher.

16. She's a part of Soshi dance trio.

17. She was a permanent guest on Superjunior Kiss the Radio.

18. She has awesome facial expressions.

19. Yoona loves rollercoaster ride.

20. Yoona had a big crush on Micky (TVXQ) during training days.

21. Yoona is the strongest.

22. Yoona loves to eat cereal before bed.

23. YoonA ideal man is Daniel Henney & got a sweet hug from him.

24. The soshi member she relates to the most is Yuri.

25. YoonA fans among male celebs.

26. YAMD and 3 hours of sleep.

27. She has alot of Ajumma and Halmoni fans.

28. She has a unique laugh. (alligator mouth)

29. Less than 10 hours of sleep per week.

30. Her favourite season is winter.

31. Yoona has assymetric eyes. One of her eyes has and the other doesn't.

32. Yoona has admitted that she has never had a boyfriend nor has anyone pursued her. This is because she wants to pursue her career before pursuing love right now.

33. Yoona's favourite colour is blue.

34. Yoona shared the money she got from New Years with the girls.

35. She would become a Chef if she was not a singer.  Even though she believes that she is not that good at cooking but she enjoys it!

36. On an episode of Champagne Yoona has revealed she likes older guys up to 5 years older.

37. She once slept at the hair salon.

38. The member Yoona wants to be alike is Sunny. When Sunny smiles, Yoona wants to be like her.

39.  She is the favorite snsd member of Wang Seohyun.

40. Jessica thinks Yoona is the cutest dongseng.

41. Yoona has no ear pierce.

42. She's a free thinker.

43. She has two kinds of dimples. A pair of small ones and a pair of big ones.

44. YoonA loves mint chocolate chip ice cream.

45. Yoona's current phone is a pink Samsung G400.

46. Yoona is the queen of midnight snacking.

47. Yoona doesn't like guys whose faces are too masculine.

48. Yoona's favorite fruit is strawberry.

49. She doesn't know how to swim.

50. YoonA is the ideal girl of Lee Seung Gi.

51. Yoona prefers Kimura Takuya more than Yun Jung Hoon.

52. Yoona doesn't care about height when it comes to ideal man but a little taller than her would be nice.

53. Yoona likes ballad song.

54. Dong Woon, Hyun Seung and Jun Hyung from boy band B2ST all picked YoonA as their favorite SNSD girl.

55. Yoong wants to get married by the time she's 27-28.

56. Yoona has a minor condition of bowleggedness (in a good way though).

57. Yoona's first overseas visit was to Australia when she was only 3 or 4 years old.

58. YoonA uses 3 type of perfumes but she prefer to use ISSEY MIYAKE the most.

59. Yoona is closest to super junior member especially like Leeteuk, Eunhyuk, Yesung, Ryeowook.

60. When Yoona is upset..she'll voice it out saying "Im upset!" thousands times in a day. 

Jan 12, 2011


tak tau la beb. walaupun dah lama aku tahu benda nih, tapi aku macam tak buat apa-apa persediaan pon. aku dah tau benda tu akan berlaku. benda itu pasti. aku nih ha yang tak pasti. apa nak jadik ni? ko hidup macam biasa je. macam la ko taktau pasal benda tuh. apa ni semua. tapi apa kan daya. manusia semua berbeza. tapi ni tak patut dijadikan alasan. kamon tapah. sampai bila ko nak stay camtuh. esok nanti... ko gak yang susah. memanglah ko guna alasan tuh nak sedapkan hati. tapi, takkan ko nak jadi macam orang lain. petanda suma dah ada. tinggal masa je kot...

Jan 10, 2011

oh la la

assalamualaikum sumo! maaf la sobab den lamo dah tak update belog nih. biaso la an, sominggu ni den sibuk kot. apopun, den nak la kongsi siket apo yang terjadik kat den dalam minggu ni an. maap la kalau 'nogoghi' den tak berapo fasih. lamo dah tak praktik. haha

well, mula-mula 2 hb hari tu aku dengan gagahnya pulang ke uitm lah kan. dengan tulang empat kerat dan bantuan 2 tayar, aku sampai jugak kat aku dari muar ke shah alam dengan selamatnya. alhamdulillah. takda apa yang tak elok berlaku lah kan. syukur. biasa lah, naik motor jejauh ni bahaya kot. dah la takda besi penghadang macam kereta tuh. kot kene langgar la kan, time2 tu gak kojol. mintak jauh lah. 

sebaik saja pulang ke sini, harapan membuak-buak untuk berjaya. sampai terkeluarlah katakan. macam ko goncang coke pastu ko bukak, camtulah. tak lebih tak kurang. exactly like that keyh. dan apabila dah membuak-buak sampai keluar, maka lama-lama tinggalah sikit. so sekarang semangat dan harapan serta cita-cita ku itu tinggal sikit je kot. haahaa. mane taknye, ye ye je tak nak main pes la, tak nak tu la, tak nak ni la. akhirnya, terkulai di tepi jalan. ibarat harimau ditembak kaki kirinya.

pasal pembelajaran dalam minggu pertama ni, amatlah bagus okeh. dan bagi aku, berlaku kejutan-kejutan yang memberangsangkan. well, 3/4 lecturer yang mengajar subjek netwerking tuh aku dah kenal kot. memang tak la an. walau bagaimanapun, aku harap semua berjalan dengan lancar ibarat lancer merah yang aku jumpa kat highway mase nak balik sini tuh.

dan seterusnya, satu perkara yang aku cuba lah nak elakkan masa masuk sem 4 nih, iaitu terlibat dalam aktiviti persatuan. bukan apa, tapi memang aku nak elak lah benda ni sebenarnye. sebab adae la sebabnya. tapi kan, humangai, benda nih memang tak boleh elak kot. tapi tak palah. mungkin sebab aku ni dah ada pengalaman, so orang pon petik jelah kan. apa boleh buat. hehe. tapi yang bestnya aktiviti nih memang terbaik lah kan. nama die program jalinan kasih. alah, name je mengayat hati. aktivit ae cam tu gak la. takde la nak lain dari yang lain. explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. tu jugak yang dibuat. cuma kali ini aku terlibat dalam beerow perogram lah. same cam mase ihack dulu. cuma kami ni bertanggungjawab dalam main perogram lah. kene buat checkpoint explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. kene buat soalan explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace. explorace lah kan. so, ni memang amat memberangsangkan aku kot. ibarat kuda tadi. HAHAHA! 

dan beribu-ribu terima kasih kepada semua yang terlibat dalam perogram tadi. especially kat riz, apie, tasya, baain, paie, ain, jas. korang memang terbaik lah! tanpa korang tak dapat aku nak buat apa yang kene buat tu kot. memang korang ibarat MUSE lah! baik seyh! yeah. tadi pon mase rehat makan ade lagu muse kot. pergh. gile poit! tak lupa juga pada yang lain2. bagi aku memang seronok la aktiviti nih. aku dan apie dan mereka soalan-soalan yang amatlah mencabar kot! memang best siot! haha. apapon, aku harap 'tu'lah. keyh!

apapon, tu je aku nak cite kali nih. taknak lah panjang2. ada masa nanti aku cerita pasal percutian ke terngganu lak keyh. okeyh beb, chow yun fat dulu! assalamualaikuam der! 

Jan 1, 2011

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